I have no idea who wrote these, but who ever did was a genius! So credit goes out the the person or persons who did!
Friends don't let friends read Twilight
Breaking Dawn can gargle my balls.
Nessie Cullen is a creepy mutant spawn.
Jacob Black: I swear I didn't know she was seven!
Bella Swan vampires better than you and your mary sue.
Bella was all like 'Oh hai Edward!' and Edward was all like 'groin bulge'!Bella was all like 'Oh hai Jacob!' and Jacob was all like 'Imprint on meeee!!'
Seven vampires, two of which have six medical degrees between them, and Jacob Black figured out the vampire mutant fail needed blood? Good one.
Yes, send Jasper to pick up Renee and Phil. He likes to eat humans so it makes perfect sense.
And the world was right when Bella and Edward got it on, but then the mutant anti-Christ was born and fandom imploded from the fail.
Chris Hansen wants you to take a seat over there Jacob, right next to Quil.
Nessie Cullen + Albus Severus = OTP for lyfe!1!11!3OA!!
Twilight is a trilogy, end of story.
Jacob Black is not a rapist. He's a pedophile.
Jacob Black: That's not what your mom said last night!
And everyone lived happily ever after. Except for Leah.
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