RPattz has gone missing?

I really love to know all the gossip that goes along with twilight but I think this might just be going a tad too far. Defamer Australia has now issued a PrivacyWatch Special Edition, looking for Robert Pattinson! Apparently hes gone missing! Ha this is the first time I have heard of this, but I say fair enough! The poor boy needs some time to calm down and get away from all the hype of Twilight and Edward Cullen.

"One of you claims to have seen Pattinson carousing yesterday in Los Feliz, where "EVERYBODY within 100 feet recognised him." But a London-based reader (whose e-mail at 11 p.m. local time, it should be noted, represents a bracing wake-up call for her clock-watching L.A. counterparts — you know who you are) now sends this rebuke:

"I saw someone said they saw Rob in LA on the 8th. I believe they were mistaking [sic] because My friends and I saw Rob in London a couple of hours ago. He was in Covent Garden with his buddies, wearing his normal plaid shirt and black beanie. No one bothered him, to be honest, I don't think most people even realised it WAS him."

Logic might suggest an explanation as simple as, say, overnight air travel. Too convenient! In lieu of easy answers we send this Dueling PrivacyWatch Trial of the Century to you, the jury. Find Robert Pattinson"

Well good luck with your search Defamer Australia! If you see him tell me! He seems to be everywhere at once at the moment so why cant he be in New Zealand too?!?