Taylor getting rejected!

Very well done video!

Smooch much?!

*GASP* They are snogging!

And the battle begins

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Zing! And Damn Taylor! You are looking mighty fine right there.

I'm back... again....

I know its been ages since I've posted anything on this blog, and I'm sure that by now no one follows or even looks at it. Which I don't blame you for. But there is a reason as to why I drifted away from this blog. I started a Harry Potter blog. Now please hold back your fists for one minute. I'm not saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight and that Twilight should go die in a hole, I have simply just realised that harry potter is better than twilight. I know just about all of you are screaming at the screen calling me 'The James of the Internet' but its not like that at all. I still like Twilight a lot (I'm going to the midnight premier for goodness sake!) Its just that I have a more intense love for Harry Potter than I do for Twilight.

So sorry if I have offended anyone (I don't know why thought, I didn't say anything offencive.) And I just want to tell you that what I post will be different that what I used to. Sure it will still be 'funny' but there might be some anti-twilight posts there, simply for comedic value. And hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, hen who can you laugh at right?

So no I'm not anti-Twilight but I'm not Pro twilight either. So please enjoy my new, updated, hopefully better blog!

Twilight ass pinching wars!

"Hello ladies!!! I must say you are looking very fine today Ashley! Can we take a picture together so I can show Rob that I am now sexier than him?... What?!! Its true..."

"Whatever Taylor! I will always be the one woman love. They just lust over you."

KStew *pinch* Niki *pinch* Kellan *pinch* hell even Catherine's going in for it!

"Jackson: "Kellan use to grab mine..." Justin: "I'm popular!"

"KStew: "YAY! I get to stand next to Taylor!" Niki: "*:(* I wanted to be next to him!" Ash: "I don't know what you're complaining about there are two other girls between me and him!" Kel: "I'm soooo not touching his arse. And I soooo don't know its firmer than robs..." Jackson: "Maybe if I get close enough Kellan will pinch me!""

"Kellan: "OK guys on the count of three pinch. 1, 2, 3 *PINCH!*" Rob: "I refuse to pinch others! You should all be pinching ME!!!!" Jackson: "Oh how I have missed your pinches Kellan!""

"NOO! Kellan used to grab my ass! Once upon a time they all did... Well at least I still have this trendy velvet couch... Oi bitch give me back my Tinkerbell book, I was reading it! *snatches book back and gazes at Taylors pinchable bum...*

"I can't take this anymore! Someone please just pinch me! Anyone... I'm not picky anymore."

Rob: "*PINCH* YAYAYAYAY! Finally! Someone pinched me *squee* So what if the person who pinched me wasn't desirable" Megan: "Whats desirable?" Rob: "Shhh Fox, big kids talking. But hey I don't care who does it now as long as they do it, it could even be Chuck Norris!" Trust me Rob you would care if Chuck Norris pinched you.

My apology

Hello guys!

I know its been ages since I last updated. Over 2 months!!! And Im really really really really really really (X about 37) sorry! But I was just having a little 'moment'. Harry Potter 6 came out in the movies, and I'm just about (but not quite) a bigger fan of HP as I am to Twilight. School finally caught up to me *eye roll*. Quite a few family issues and well as much as a hate to say this, I got sick of twilight *wince* And before you all bash me listen to my explanation. Its not the books or the movies I got sick of, it was all the 'news'. There's nothing 'newsy' to it. Its just "Taylor Lautner rides a quad bike" Wow. No ones ever done that before... "Kristen Stewart smoking" Again, its not like only the stars do that, my grandad smokes. Does that mean he should be posted on tons of websites? No. And I'm sorry if this sounds pathetic but it just pissed me off! Now I know that I said this blog would no longer be posted with up to date news quite a while ago, but its really hard to keep a popular blog about twilight without posting some news in it. And Instead of sucking it up and keep on posting I just gave up, and yes I know that wasn't the best idea but it happened and I'm sorry guys! Now Im not looking for forgiveness of any kind but I'm just explaining myself to you, my awesome followers! And I hope you wont all cyberbully me for this.

Now I will be trying to post more things on this blog but Im not promising anything OK So dont be surprised if it takes me another 2 months to post somthing. But I will promise to try my hardest to post somthing every opportunity I get!

Thank you for reading this,
Amber (AKA The girl who has been been mind raped by twilight) :D

Cast at MTV Awards

How awesome is this pic?!?

What do you guys think?

Screen caps!

Is it wrong that all us fan girls want to cuddle that wolf?

OH HOT DAM!!! (it seems like I say that alot these days...)

NEW MOON TRAILER!!!

Don't read, watch:




If thats not playing just go here

Interpreting twilight two!

You know you have a sad life when you spend the only free time you have searching for pictures to do with twilight on the net just so you can make fun of them...

Any who its entertaining for me and you so that's all that matters! On with the show:

F you too KStew! (Ha that rhymes!)

Chris: "I wonder how many points if I knocked him down.."

Random Lady: "5!!!"

After seeing this picture I bet many fan girls will be more than willing to help you do up your shirt. Well Guess what Rob, Im not like any of those other girls! I wouldn't dare do up those shirt buttons... I would undo the rest of them *Wink, wink*

"Taylor phone home..."

Kristen: "Ewww! Ashley, that's gross!"

Ashley: "I know..." *Is disappointed with herself*

Dakota: *Learns the way of the twilighters and is wondering why they are on the roof*

Look everyone!!! Its the mythical Edward Emu!

Gangster?

Real cool Taylor...

"O" Face?

Interpreting Twilight

*WARNING*

Man on man implied and tallywackers too.... Tallywacker, hehe

Russel: Oh yeah Kristen I mean Cam! How do you like this banana???

Cam: I'm so sorry Rob, its you I want! Not Him! He just jumped on me from behind...
Rob: Save it Cam! I dont want to hear it OK!
Taylor: Look Kristen! All the ladies are gasping becasue of my muscles!
Kristen: Yeah... Your muscles... *eyeroll*

Pics galore!

Oooh set photos!

These are from both the movie theater scenes:

"Run Taylor, RUN!"

Haha look at the guy behind Anna and Kristen!

Have a look at the large version if this picture everyone's facials are hilarious!

Check out the rest here at laineygossip.com

More outtakes...

I hope all these pictures are not getting annoying but I cant help myself! Here's more outtakes from the Vman Photo shoot:

Taylor hates physics so much he must defy it!

Totally nailed the imprinted look!

*practises emo pose*

There are so many more awesome pictures from this photo shoot, I found it hard to pick just three, so go check them out here

More photos! Who doesnt love them?

Im sure you all know the Vman photo shoot that Cam, Taylor and Kellan had (You might not recognize the name but you will recognize the pictures) Well there are some new outtakes!!!! Yay!

Thanks to Radaronline for these pictures!


It is a great shame James is dead.... maybe add a ghost? :P

"OK Kellan work the camera! Be bad! Your a vampire who just ate a grizzly bear!" "WHAT?!?"



Mmm Kellen... he should be fined (hehe hes fine'ed'...) for wearing no shirt!

And to add to the whole Man-Love = Twilight thing:

"Oh Cam, hold me?"

Pretty pictures!

A gift from me to you...

And go to this link to view another (its awesome but only if big)

makes you wonder why you are so obsessed with everything twilight related doesn't it.

New Moon Set photos :D

What type of fan girls are really happy at the moment? Twilight ones! Why? Because Spoiler TV have posted 100+ pictures from the New Moon set!

Ha look at Taylor :P Click my picture for link to all the pictures

Why facial hair?

Nikki Reed & Rachelle Lefevre talk about Taylor Lautner and how great he is.

'Hanging out'

And from the same place I found the Taylor ass shot, I found this:

Kristen Stewart, Nikki Reed and Taylor Lautner were seen 'shopping' in Vancouver!

"On Sunday (March 8), the 17-year-old actor was seen hanging out with costars Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed in downtown Vancouver, where New Moon will be shot later this month."

Ew.

Source: Justjared

Dam boy!

I just had to post this for all you girls who love Taylor lautner.

Bend and snap?!

Not quite. it turns out he was practising for New Moon!

"Taylor Lautner, aka Jacob Black, gets some dirt bike lessons for his upcoming role in the Twilight sequel, New Moon, on Friday (March 6) in Vancouver, Canada"

Source: JustJared