WHAT AN UNGRATEFUL A-HOLE!!!

Oh. This makes me mad!

“That whole system of Internet journalists, where no one is called to account, is almost entirely about hate. All these people get away with doing it because they have no responsibility to anyone.”

With Stewart by his side during in the interview, the 24-year-old Brit adds angrily, “There are so many little nerds behind their computers, on their little blogs.”

-Robert Pattinson. Source

Hey, Bitch. No one cares if you like it or not. Those " little nerds behind their computers, on their little blogs" Made you who you are today. Without us no one would know your name. You wouldn't have great acting roles. Barely anyone would ever hear you 'sing'. You would BE one of those "little nerd". I don't know about you guys, but I hate it when celebrities complain about the Paparazi and internet journalists. It's a part of the lifestyle! You wanted to be actors, singers, dancers, whatever. People look up to you. People want to be you. People what to know what you are doing! You should of thought of that before you became what you are.

ERG! It's things like this that make me really consider if I want to be apart of the Twilight fandom. The stars (Really just KStew and RPattz) are so ungrateful! No one would know who you are without twilight. I actually feel quite sorry for Stephenie Meyer. Wheres with fandoms such as Harry Potter, all the stars are so grateful of everything. You see nothing bad about the Harry Potter stars in the Mags. In fact there are very few flaws with all the actors in Harry Potter. And Robert you were in HP!!! I think KStew has been a bad influence on him. He was nice pre-twilight. I actually think I hate Kirsten Stewart. No, I do. You heard it here first people, I HATE KRISTEN STEWART.

/rant.

Smooch much?!

*GASP* They are snogging!

Orgy?

I know a lot of people were worried about how to fit the huge bed described in the books into Edwards room as it is so small, well they did it! And it looks quite good. Well actually it looks like they added more onto the room, so I assume it has been built as a set. You can tell by the fact there is a piece of art (or a curtain from another window?) besides the doors leading outside. Oh and the extra door that has just randomly popped up.






































A lot of Chicka Chicka Yeah! going on in here in the future...

Damn Rob...

I have very dirty dreams about this man... How could you not with a photo like that?
Source

Gmail Apps

For you cool kids with Gmail, a woman named Kelly Johnson emailed me to tell me about a couple of cool twilight applications for Gmail she made. Here's her email:

"Hey, I thought you might be interested in a couple of Gmail Gadgets I put together.

I built one that shows a random Twilight photo from a gallery of thousands of photos to choose from.

I put another one together that shows a random quote from Twilight and the associated photo.

These gadgets can show up right under the Chat section in a box in Gmail. Every time the page is refreshed, fresh quotes and images can show up for your viewing pleasure!

Please be sure to pass the word along!!

Simple instructions on how to add the Gadgets are found here: http://twilightmovies.org/gadget.php

Enjoy!!!"

So go here and follow the 'how-to' and enjoy your twilight fix!

Craig Ferguson

“There’s rivalry between the Harry Potter fans and the Twilight fans. And
Twilight fans think they’re much cooler than the Harry Potter fans. And I’m
like, I dunno why, they’d all get their ass kicked by the Doctor Who
fans.”

- Craig Ferguson

Well thats us all shot down. Good thing I love Doctor Who also ;)

I'm back... again....

I know its been ages since I've posted anything on this blog, and I'm sure that by now no one follows or even looks at it. Which I don't blame you for. But there is a reason as to why I drifted away from this blog. I started a Harry Potter blog. Now please hold back your fists for one minute. I'm not saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight and that Twilight should go die in a hole, I have simply just realised that harry potter is better than twilight. I know just about all of you are screaming at the screen calling me 'The James of the Internet' but its not like that at all. I still like Twilight a lot (I'm going to the midnight premier for goodness sake!) Its just that I have a more intense love for Harry Potter than I do for Twilight.

So sorry if I have offended anyone (I don't know why thought, I didn't say anything offencive.) And I just want to tell you that what I post will be different that what I used to. Sure it will still be 'funny' but there might be some anti-twilight posts there, simply for comedic value. And hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, hen who can you laugh at right?

So no I'm not anti-Twilight but I'm not Pro twilight either. So please enjoy my new, updated, hopefully better blog!

Xmas

!!!MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Have a great day twilight fans!

I hope all the girls that wished for Edward Cullen as a christmas gift got him! But clones of him... We don't want edward to be chopped into small parts so everyone can get a part of him...

Formspring

Hey guys! Im now on formspring.me so you can ask me any questions you want about twilight, me or the world really. So have a look http://www.formspring.me/somuchtwilight :D And remember its totally anonymous so dont be afraid to ask any question!

Never enough icons!

(Don't we all!)

Twilight: Three Wolf Moon

I found another hilarious video related to twilight up on you tube. This time from Collegehumor

I love that Three Wolf Moon shirt. And girls would so act like that if he had one on. Trust me...

WOW

*Insert godly music*

Twilight ass pinching wars!

"Hello ladies!!! I must say you are looking very fine today Ashley! Can we take a picture together so I can show Rob that I am now sexier than him?... What?!! Its true..."

"Whatever Taylor! I will always be the one woman love. They just lust over you."

KStew *pinch* Niki *pinch* Kellan *pinch* hell even Catherine's going in for it!

"Jackson: "Kellan use to grab mine..." Justin: "I'm popular!"

"KStew: "YAY! I get to stand next to Taylor!" Niki: "*:(* I wanted to be next to him!" Ash: "I don't know what you're complaining about there are two other girls between me and him!" Kel: "I'm soooo not touching his arse. And I soooo don't know its firmer than robs..." Jackson: "Maybe if I get close enough Kellan will pinch me!""

"Kellan: "OK guys on the count of three pinch. 1, 2, 3 *PINCH!*" Rob: "I refuse to pinch others! You should all be pinching ME!!!!" Jackson: "Oh how I have missed your pinches Kellan!""

"NOO! Kellan used to grab my ass! Once upon a time they all did... Well at least I still have this trendy velvet couch... Oi bitch give me back my Tinkerbell book, I was reading it! *snatches book back and gazes at Taylors pinchable bum...*

"I can't take this anymore! Someone please just pinch me! Anyone... I'm not picky anymore."

Rob: "*PINCH* YAYAYAYAY! Finally! Someone pinched me *squee* So what if the person who pinched me wasn't desirable" Megan: "Whats desirable?" Rob: "Shhh Fox, big kids talking. But hey I don't care who does it now as long as they do it, it could even be Chuck Norris!" Trust me Rob you would care if Chuck Norris pinched you.

My apology

Hello guys!

I know its been ages since I last updated. Over 2 months!!! And Im really really really really really really (X about 37) sorry! But I was just having a little 'moment'. Harry Potter 6 came out in the movies, and I'm just about (but not quite) a bigger fan of HP as I am to Twilight. School finally caught up to me *eye roll*. Quite a few family issues and well as much as a hate to say this, I got sick of twilight *wince* And before you all bash me listen to my explanation. Its not the books or the movies I got sick of, it was all the 'news'. There's nothing 'newsy' to it. Its just "Taylor Lautner rides a quad bike" Wow. No ones ever done that before... "Kristen Stewart smoking" Again, its not like only the stars do that, my grandad smokes. Does that mean he should be posted on tons of websites? No. And I'm sorry if this sounds pathetic but it just pissed me off! Now I know that I said this blog would no longer be posted with up to date news quite a while ago, but its really hard to keep a popular blog about twilight without posting some news in it. And Instead of sucking it up and keep on posting I just gave up, and yes I know that wasn't the best idea but it happened and I'm sorry guys! Now Im not looking for forgiveness of any kind but I'm just explaining myself to you, my awesome followers! And I hope you wont all cyberbully me for this.

Now I will be trying to post more things on this blog but Im not promising anything OK So dont be surprised if it takes me another 2 months to post somthing. But I will promise to try my hardest to post somthing every opportunity I get!

Thank you for reading this,
Amber (AKA The girl who has been been mind raped by twilight) :D

ICONS!!!!!!

I know Ive been failing at this whole blog thing, life caught up with me (*eyeroll* Why did it have to do that?!?) and Im sorry but hopefully these will make up for it...Peace?

And dont we all know it!

Finally a touch of truth in Twilight!

They learnt it all from Ross!

JASPERBUSTERS!

And by C/E they actually mean Carlisle/Amber....

I wouldn't want to be in forks... Washington... USA... The northern hemisphere at that time!

*Prepares the chips to cook on his greasy, hot hair* MuahaHAHA!

Younger readers please divert your eyes!!!

Well we know that's a lie...

Well now you can look again! :D

We would all be in so much trouble...

Cast at MTV Awards

How awesome is this pic?!?

What do you guys think?

NEW MOON TRAILER!!!

Don't read, watch:




If thats not playing just go here

Harry Vs Edward

Its too close for my liking... But dont worry girls (And unicorns!) I will always love Edward/Rob the most! Lets face it, we all do! Harry/Daniel Pftt!

Interpreting twilight two!

You know you have a sad life when you spend the only free time you have searching for pictures to do with twilight on the net just so you can make fun of them...

Any who its entertaining for me and you so that's all that matters! On with the show:

F you too KStew! (Ha that rhymes!)

Chris: "I wonder how many points if I knocked him down.."

Random Lady: "5!!!"

After seeing this picture I bet many fan girls will be more than willing to help you do up your shirt. Well Guess what Rob, Im not like any of those other girls! I wouldn't dare do up those shirt buttons... I would undo the rest of them *Wink, wink*

"Taylor phone home..."

Kristen: "Ewww! Ashley, that's gross!"

Ashley: "I know..." *Is disappointed with herself*

Dakota: *Learns the way of the twilighters and is wondering why they are on the roof*

Look everyone!!! Its the mythical Edward Emu!

Spider bites!

I have tears...

"Im going to the bathroom to play with myself."