WHAT AN UNGRATEFUL A-HOLE!!!

Oh. This makes me mad!

“That whole system of Internet journalists, where no one is called to account, is almost entirely about hate. All these people get away with doing it because they have no responsibility to anyone.”

With Stewart by his side during in the interview, the 24-year-old Brit adds angrily, “There are so many little nerds behind their computers, on their little blogs.”

-Robert Pattinson. Source

Hey, Bitch. No one cares if you like it or not. Those " little nerds behind their computers, on their little blogs" Made you who you are today. Without us no one would know your name. You wouldn't have great acting roles. Barely anyone would ever hear you 'sing'. You would BE one of those "little nerd". I don't know about you guys, but I hate it when celebrities complain about the Paparazi and internet journalists. It's a part of the lifestyle! You wanted to be actors, singers, dancers, whatever. People look up to you. People want to be you. People what to know what you are doing! You should of thought of that before you became what you are.

ERG! It's things like this that make me really consider if I want to be apart of the Twilight fandom. The stars (Really just KStew and RPattz) are so ungrateful! No one would know who you are without twilight. I actually feel quite sorry for Stephenie Meyer. Wheres with fandoms such as Harry Potter, all the stars are so grateful of everything. You see nothing bad about the Harry Potter stars in the Mags. In fact there are very few flaws with all the actors in Harry Potter. And Robert you were in HP!!! I think KStew has been a bad influence on him. He was nice pre-twilight. I actually think I hate Kirsten Stewart. No, I do. You heard it here first people, I HATE KRISTEN STEWART.

/rant.

Damn Rob...

I have very dirty dreams about this man... How could you not with a photo like that?
Source

U GUISE

SRSLY.

*gigglesnort*

Source

I'm trying not to bash to much but this picture made me gigglesnort because lets face it, when we all saw this scene in New Moon we laughed! He could of at least waxed...

And the battle begins

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Zing! And Damn Taylor! You are looking mighty fine right there.

Foot face

What a great way for me to start off my blog again. Insulting the guy everyone seems to love... Sorry guys. But just look at Bella's face! That's a disgusted look if I have ever seen one!

I'm back... again....

I know its been ages since I've posted anything on this blog, and I'm sure that by now no one follows or even looks at it. Which I don't blame you for. But there is a reason as to why I drifted away from this blog. I started a Harry Potter blog. Now please hold back your fists for one minute. I'm not saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight and that Twilight should go die in a hole, I have simply just realised that harry potter is better than twilight. I know just about all of you are screaming at the screen calling me 'The James of the Internet' but its not like that at all. I still like Twilight a lot (I'm going to the midnight premier for goodness sake!) Its just that I have a more intense love for Harry Potter than I do for Twilight.

So sorry if I have offended anyone (I don't know why thought, I didn't say anything offencive.) And I just want to tell you that what I post will be different that what I used to. Sure it will still be 'funny' but there might be some anti-twilight posts there, simply for comedic value. And hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, hen who can you laugh at right?

So no I'm not anti-Twilight but I'm not Pro twilight either. So please enjoy my new, updated, hopefully better blog!

Never enough icons!

(Don't we all!)

Twilight ass pinching wars!

"Hello ladies!!! I must say you are looking very fine today Ashley! Can we take a picture together so I can show Rob that I am now sexier than him?... What?!! Its true..."

"Whatever Taylor! I will always be the one woman love. They just lust over you."

KStew *pinch* Niki *pinch* Kellan *pinch* hell even Catherine's going in for it!

"Jackson: "Kellan use to grab mine..." Justin: "I'm popular!"

"KStew: "YAY! I get to stand next to Taylor!" Niki: "*:(* I wanted to be next to him!" Ash: "I don't know what you're complaining about there are two other girls between me and him!" Kel: "I'm soooo not touching his arse. And I soooo don't know its firmer than robs..." Jackson: "Maybe if I get close enough Kellan will pinch me!""

"Kellan: "OK guys on the count of three pinch. 1, 2, 3 *PINCH!*" Rob: "I refuse to pinch others! You should all be pinching ME!!!!" Jackson: "Oh how I have missed your pinches Kellan!""

"NOO! Kellan used to grab my ass! Once upon a time they all did... Well at least I still have this trendy velvet couch... Oi bitch give me back my Tinkerbell book, I was reading it! *snatches book back and gazes at Taylors pinchable bum...*

"I can't take this anymore! Someone please just pinch me! Anyone... I'm not picky anymore."

Rob: "*PINCH* YAYAYAYAY! Finally! Someone pinched me *squee* So what if the person who pinched me wasn't desirable" Megan: "Whats desirable?" Rob: "Shhh Fox, big kids talking. But hey I don't care who does it now as long as they do it, it could even be Chuck Norris!" Trust me Rob you would care if Chuck Norris pinched you.

Tasty...

I love photo shop so much!:

*NEW*
Bella-Bar! Whiny and pathetic with a hint of bitch. Sold in all good stores*

*Only sold to smoking hot vampires named Edward with the ability to read minds.

ICONS!!!!!!

I know Ive been failing at this whole blog thing, life caught up with me (*eyeroll* Why did it have to do that?!?) and Im sorry but hopefully these will make up for it...Peace?

And dont we all know it!

Finally a touch of truth in Twilight!

They learnt it all from Ross!

JASPERBUSTERS!

And by C/E they actually mean Carlisle/Amber....

I wouldn't want to be in forks... Washington... USA... The northern hemisphere at that time!

*Prepares the chips to cook on his greasy, hot hair* MuahaHAHA!

Younger readers please divert your eyes!!!

Well we know that's a lie...

Well now you can look again! :D

We would all be in so much trouble...

Cast at MTV Awards

How awesome is this pic?!?

What do you guys think?

Pucker up!

Poor Spunk...

I actually feel really sorry for Robert...

NEW MOON TRAILER!!!

Don't read, watch:




If thats not playing just go here

Harry Vs Edward

Its too close for my liking... But dont worry girls (And unicorns!) I will always love Edward/Rob the most! Lets face it, we all do! Harry/Daniel Pftt!

Rob your a VILF! (Vampire I'd Like to F*@#)

He has done that exact same thing in my mind so many times...

OH HOT DAM!!

***Spoiler alert!!!!***

Please dont look at this if you dont want to spoil New Moon (Although you would of read the book probably so its not like its a real surprise but still...)

last warning...

If you are looking at this, you have made a great choice.

Kristen Stewart showed her ghetto booty in Twilight, I guess she had to in New Moon too...

What is Rob doing? Why is he doing that to her? Why not me? WHY?!?!... Im cool.

All the other girls flock to him why should Kristen be any different.

This reminds me of a romance cover, and I know my romance covers ;)

Now children this is what we call 'dry-humping'

There's nothing smart I can say here, my brains turned to mush.

The suspense! I cant wait till New Moon!

Even balding men think this is hot!

I... He... Shirt... Not on... Steamy .... *Mumbles unintelligent things for about 10 minutes*

He is definitely the hot brooding type!

"Yeah I've been pumping so much iron that I dont even feel it anymore"

Look at Kristen's leg... kinky

Lucky.

Um Kristen you might want to fix that hair people might think you've just been.. Oh wait. Never mind.

"Ahhh Kristen your turning into one of them! A fan girl..."

*Dribbles*

*Drools*

Doing the bump?

Roberts 'O' face?

"Beam me up, Scotty!"

Look at Bella/Kristen go! On a side note I thought it was a alleyway he was meant to come out of...

So perfect!

Rob you sure know how to sweep a girl off her feet!

Rob! You dirty, dirty boy

Bella looks like shes tripping (In a non-gangster "Im tripping fo you" sort of way but an actual falling down sort of tripping) Classic Bella! And good thing to have in the movie.

The moon is shining today ;)

That is all I can handle for today (To much New Moon excitement makes me feel weird) But if this is not nearly enough for you head to one of these sites:

EdwardandBella.net
MrPattinson.com
Celebbuzz
Lionandlamblove
Touchedbytwilight.net
Socialitelife
Splashnewsonline.com

And well pretty much any other page to do with twilight!