Bad taste. In more than one way.

Source: Kensley

I'm back... again....

I know its been ages since I've posted anything on this blog, and I'm sure that by now no one follows or even looks at it. Which I don't blame you for. But there is a reason as to why I drifted away from this blog. I started a Harry Potter blog. Now please hold back your fists for one minute. I'm not saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight and that Twilight should go die in a hole, I have simply just realised that harry potter is better than twilight. I know just about all of you are screaming at the screen calling me 'The James of the Internet' but its not like that at all. I still like Twilight a lot (I'm going to the midnight premier for goodness sake!) Its just that I have a more intense love for Harry Potter than I do for Twilight.

So sorry if I have offended anyone (I don't know why thought, I didn't say anything offencive.) And I just want to tell you that what I post will be different that what I used to. Sure it will still be 'funny' but there might be some anti-twilight posts there, simply for comedic value. And hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, hen who can you laugh at right?

So no I'm not anti-Twilight but I'm not Pro twilight either. So please enjoy my new, updated, hopefully better blog!

Major OMG moment!

"Stephenie Meyer might have already released her Twilight finale, but that doesn't mean fans of the franchise will have to let go of the series just yet. Little, Brown will be publishing several books this fall that are tied in with the franchise. Along with movie tie-in literature for this year's New Moon adaptation, the publisher will also release a limited special edition of Breaking Dawn, as well as journals that feature cover art for all four books.

According to a press release from the publisher, the Breaking Dawn Special Edition, on stands Aug. 4, will include a DVD of the Breaking Dawn concert series and interviews with Meyer. Those who pick up the hardcover book can also expect a poster and reproduction of handwritten lyrics for “My Never,” by Blue October’s Justin Furstenfeld. The Twilight Journals (pictured), out Oct. 13, are packaged in a tin and include “decorative quotes” from each book. For those hoping to buy books tied into New Moon, Little, Brown will release New Moon: The Complete Illustrated Movie Companion on Oct. 6 and New Moon trade and mass-market paperback tie-ins in September and November, respectively. They will also publish a New Moon Collector’s Edition on Oct. 6."

They look friggin awesome!!! And look at the mean as Twilight Journal! The day they come out will be a great day for us twilight fans! :D

Unicorn sighting!

I SAW A UNICORN!!!!

No I'm not crazy, I actually saw one today! Not the horse with the horn kinda unicorn

"neigh.."

but the man unicorn. If you dont know what the hell a unicorn is go here and it explains what one is (And how to make one!), but basically its a guy who is seen in public reading one of the twilight books.

And today after school I had the great pleasure of seeing one. And Woah what a good unicorn I saw!

This young man would have been about 17 years old (Edward Cullen...) In his school uniform. And he was crossing the street with a huge mob of boys. Was he talking to his 'mates'? Nope was he listening to music? Negative! Was he staring off into space like most of the other boys? No! The man was reading BREAKING DAWN!!!! Yes breaking friggin dawn! And he was reading about the last chapter too. Now I find the fact he was reading the book amazing. And the fact he was reading the book in public even more amazing. But he was also reading the book while walking down the street, now I dont know about you guys but I think you only do somthing like that if it is a really good book that you cant put down. So that blew my mind! Im still buzzed about it!

Ahhh unicorns... Make my day I tell you!

^Unicorns^

My twilight birthday cake

It was my birthday about 17 days ago (16!!! Yay!!!) and only just had my birthday party the other day :P

But let me tell you it was so worth the wait. Why? Because I got the best birthday cake ever!

Seriously I loved this cake (Its all been eaten :( ) becasue it was a twilight themed cake! But really what else would I have? I mean I dont have a life outside twilight. ha ha

But here's the amazing cake:

Oh and before you ask, No I didn't make the cake myself. I got a close family friend to make the cake it self for me (She used to be a professional cake maker so it was really good!) and I put the things on it.

Do you know how hard it is to find the things on the book covers? I was just lucky that I managed to find every thing.

twilight - I remember decorating the Christmas tree and having some apple decorations. So I rummaged through the Christmas box and what do you know, I had a twilight apple!

new moon - This was the hardest to find somthing for. I was originally just going to print out a picture of the Ruffled Tulip and stick it on but about a 3 hours before my birthday stated my mum said she had found a plastic red tulip, so I got some white paint and tried to make it look 'feathery' like the cover. its not perfect but you can tell what it is so I was happy.

eclipse - the red ribbon around the bottom of the cake. I found it really hard to make the ends of the ribbon look 'ripped' but it turned out alright.

breaking dawn - No one in my family plays chess so I had to go a buy a chess set and then I had fun with spray paint ;)

So over all Im really happy with how it turned out!

Twilight solves any and everything

Has nothing to do with anything but really funny:

I dated a girl who once I gave her a copy of "Breaking Dawn," told me she was in love with me and would forgive all my previous mistakes. I began to develop a simple theory: if you make a mistake, just buy your girlfriend a "Twilight" book.

Yeah that seems about right... :P

It was just a guy blabbing about twilight.

Special? No, Jasper's special not this book!

I assume you have all heard of the Breaking Dawn: Special Edition Book which has just recently be uploaded on Amazon for pre-order? Well if you didn't you do now!

I was getting really excited about this thinking it will have all these extra things that will be so brilliant and amazing (Don't ask me what becasue not even I knew what the brilliant and amazing things in my mind were) And just today I heard from a reliable source that the 'Special Edition' was not so special.

It has no additional information in the book, and it has a leather back ribbon cover on it. Which is basically like the the Twilight Special Edition.

So much for 'Special'....

if only...

Hitler asked and SM answered!

I really must be a genius! OK so no I'm not, I just have been lucky when guessing some things about twilight.

For the past month or so (Well since Breaking Dawn came out really) Me and my friends have been trying to figure out a few things that never made sense to us from the book. Like the whole "What happened to Leah" Fiasco and Etc. Thankfully Stephenie Meyer (Now there's a genius!) posted on her website, Well it was her brother Seth (I love Seth! The book Seth though... But I guess she wrote him with her real life brother Seth in mind and based the character around him, so I like the real Seth too...), answers to the many questions we had. You can see them all here.

But the one question we thought was left unanswered was the question of "How does Edward (and all the boy vampires) get it up?" I was a question that has stumped me and many others for months. And just today I was reading through Steph's site (again really Seth's...) and I found the answer! It turns out I obviously couldn't read when I looked at the FAQ on steph's site last time...

This is her answer:

"Now, on to the "how is this possible?" question. First of all, of course it's not possible. None of this story is possible. It's a fantasy story about creatures that don't actually exist. Within the context of the fantasy, however, this is how it works:

Vampires are physically similar enough to their human origins to pass as humans under some circumstances (like cloudy days). There are many basic differences. They appear to have skin like ours, albeit very fair skin. The skin serves the same general purpose of protecting the body. However, the cells that make up their skin are not pliant like our cells, they are hard and reflective like crystal. A fluid similar to the venom in their mouths works as a lubricant between the cells, which makes movement possible (note: this fluid is very flammable). A fluid similar to the same venom lubricates their eyes so that their eyes can move easily in their sockets. (However, they don't produce tears because tears exist to protect the eye from damage, and nothing is going to be able to scratch a vampire's eye.) The lubricant-venom in the eyes and skin is not able to infect a human the way saliva-venom can. Similarly, throughout the vampire's body are many versions of venom-based fluids that retain a marked resemblance to the fluid that was replaced, and function in much the same way and toward the same purpose. Though there is no venom replacement that works precisely like blood, many of the functions of blood are carried on in some form. Also, the nervous system runs in a slightly different but heightened way. Some involuntary reactions, like breathing, continue (in that specific example because vampires use the scents in the air much more than we do, rather than out of a need for oxygen). Other involuntary reactions, like blinking, don't exist because there is no purpose for them. The normal reactions of arousal are still present in vampires, made possible by venom-related fluids that cause tissues to react similarly as they do to an influx of blood. Like with vampire skin—which looks similar to human skin and has the same basic function—fluids closely related to seminal fluids still exist in male vampires, which carry genetic information and are capable of bonding with a human ovum. This was not a known fact in the vampire world (outside of Joham's personal experimenting) before Nessie, because it's nearly impossible for a vampire to be that near a human and not kill her."

And well Im proud to say that I actually thought of that! No wait... Im not really proud to say that, I mean who thinks about mythical creatures having sex? What would my mother think?!...

OK I admit it, I am proud!

This whole fan girl thing is really getting to me... But at least now we know how 'Mr happy' became 'happy'

Saucy

Hitler I know your pain!

I never thought I would agree with Hitler, but it looks like the day has finally come...



HAHAHA Im still laughing as I post this! It has to be one of the funniest things I have seen! Thank you so much twicrackaddict for showing me the link to this video. It is truly one of the funniest twilighty spoofs!

"How could Edward even get it up?" A question many ask, and yet I dont think anyone has a real answer becasue he doesn't have any blood and if you have taken a sexual health class you will know you need blood for that to happen. I thought that maybe the venom could work as the blood in that situation... maybe... not really. How does it happen?!?

Dakota really wants to be Jane

According to ET online Dakota Fanning really wants to be in New Moon!

"Does Dakota Fanning want to co-star with Robert Pattinson and company in the 'Twilight' sequel? Dakota herself dishes to ET!

Dakota tells ET that although contracts haven't been signed, she does hope to join the cast of 'New Moon.' She tells us she's a big fan of the movie 'Twilight' and would really like to play a vampire, namely the sadistic bloodsucker Jane."

How exciting! So it seems that we have our Jane.

People.com pick there Alec's

People.com have just started a poll on who should be cast as Alec in new moon. The four options they have are Tom Felton, Lucas Grabeel, Gaspard Ulliel and Freddie Highmore.

According to Stephine Meyer Alec looks like this :"his hair was darker, and his lips were not as full, but he was just as lovely," And I dont think that really fits anyone is People's poll, but the person I picked was Freddie Highmore. Hes not exactly what I imagined Alec to look like but I think he is the closest on the poll. Tom Felton will always be Draco Malfoy to me but I think he could pull it off if he really tried. Lucas Grabeel is too disney and Gaspard Ulliel is just too old!

What do you think?

Kelly Clarkson loves twilight too

Well it turns out that not just your everyday teenage girl is hooked on twilight, Kelly Clarkson has admitted to being a twi-addict and is now suffering with sleep deprivation becasue of it! Sounds familiar... ;)

"Pop star KELLY CLARKSON is so hooked on STEPHENIE MEYERS' TWILIGHT books, they're keeping her up at night. The Since U Been Gone singer can't put the vampire love stories down. She says, "I'm on Breaking Dawn. It's actually interrupting my sleeping pattern... I'm crazy. "Every girl is, like, obsessed. I went to Cancun, Mexico for New Years with a bunch of friends and we were laughing because, as we were laying out (sunbathing), literally every female at the pool had one of the books from the Twilight series."

Hang in there Kelly! All us fan girls should stick together. We all must take the pain for the pleasure.