Bend and snap!

Umm... Ow?! I didn't realise that people could do that!

Oh I also found this on socialitelife:

Poor Alex Meraz, New Moon is half a year away from being released and he's already being hated on. This Wolf Pack hottie who plays the most volatile wolf of the pack encountered a fan with a bit of an attitude.

Meraz told E Online - "Someone started yelling at me because they didn't like my character. I play a bad boy, so she got mad at me," he added. "She said, 'I hate you, Paul!' That was the craziest thing for me--being confused for a character.

"Meraz's response to the hater?..."I yelled back at her, 'I love you, too!'" he said. Good for Alex, you can't take that too seriously. Alex seems quite level headed as well in terms of the fame department.

"Rob's just kind of soaking it up for everyone," Meraz said. "I'm happy to have just a smidgen of what he's got...I'm not worried about being a sex symbol."

Sweetie, it's too late for that.

I love him...

Interpreting twilight 2

5 Minutes later...

...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*Runs and hides*

love pic spam!

LOG

Best! There's lost (That show make no sense), Heroes, Lord of the rings, really all the cool TV/Movie action figures made. But the best two are near the end, Harry Potter and Edward Cullen:


"Hello Harry, you look delicious." *Nom nom nom*

Awesome!

Interpreting Twilight

*WARNING*

Man on man implied and tallywackers too.... Tallywacker, hehe

Russel: Oh yeah Kristen I mean Cam! How do you like this banana???

Cam: I'm so sorry Rob, its you I want! Not Him! He just jumped on me from behind...
Rob: Save it Cam! I dont want to hear it OK!
Taylor: Look Kristen! All the ladies are gasping becasue of my muscles!
Kristen: Yeah... Your muscles... *eyeroll*

Little ashes clip

Dam! Spunk has some fineeee moves... Or not. This isn't twilight related but it has Robert Pattinson so its good enough for me!

Its a clip from his new movie Little Ashes. And, wow, Robert is very creepy in this. I still was laughing my whole way through this.

Source: People.com

Funny Twilight things

I have no idea who wrote these, but who ever did was a genius! So credit goes out the the person or persons who did!


Friends don't let friends read Twilight

Breaking Dawn can gargle my balls.

Nessie Cullen is a creepy mutant spawn.

Jacob Black: I swear I didn't know she was seven!

Bella Swan vampires better than you and your mary sue.

Bella was all like 'Oh hai Edward!' and Edward was all like 'groin bulge'!Bella was all like 'Oh hai Jacob!' and Jacob was all like 'Imprint on meeee!!'

Seven vampires, two of which have six medical degrees between them, and Jacob Black figured out the vampire mutant fail needed blood? Good one.

Yes, send Jasper to pick up Renee and Phil. He likes to eat humans so it makes perfect sense.

And the world was right when Bella and Edward got it on, but then the mutant anti-Christ was born and fandom imploded from the fail.

Chris Hansen wants you to take a seat over there Jacob, right next to Quil.

Nessie Cullen + Albus Severus = OTP for lyfe!1!11!3OA!!

Twilight is a trilogy, end of story.

Jacob Black is not a rapist. He's a pedophile.

Jacob Black: That's not what your mom said last night!

And everyone lived happily ever after. Except for Leah.