Bum Review: Twilight

"I think I'm tortured, but I 'm just pretentious." <-Bella. Perfect.

Smooch much?!

*GASP* They are snogging!

Orgy?

I know a lot of people were worried about how to fit the huge bed described in the books into Edwards room as it is so small, well they did it! And it looks quite good. Well actually it looks like they added more onto the room, so I assume it has been built as a set. You can tell by the fact there is a piece of art (or a curtain from another window?) besides the doors leading outside. Oh and the extra door that has just randomly popped up.






































A lot of Chicka Chicka Yeah! going on in here in the future...

DIE!

It's serious stuff kids.

Bellas baby drama.

RUN JACOB!!!!! Get outta there! You know Edward will tear you up. No matter how much you bark. Woof.

Foot face

What a great way for me to start off my blog again. Insulting the guy everyone seems to love... Sorry guys. But just look at Bella's face! That's a disgusted look if I have ever seen one!

I'm back... again....

I know its been ages since I've posted anything on this blog, and I'm sure that by now no one follows or even looks at it. Which I don't blame you for. But there is a reason as to why I drifted away from this blog. I started a Harry Potter blog. Now please hold back your fists for one minute. I'm not saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight and that Twilight should go die in a hole, I have simply just realised that harry potter is better than twilight. I know just about all of you are screaming at the screen calling me 'The James of the Internet' but its not like that at all. I still like Twilight a lot (I'm going to the midnight premier for goodness sake!) Its just that I have a more intense love for Harry Potter than I do for Twilight.

So sorry if I have offended anyone (I don't know why thought, I didn't say anything offencive.) And I just want to tell you that what I post will be different that what I used to. Sure it will still be 'funny' but there might be some anti-twilight posts there, simply for comedic value. And hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, hen who can you laugh at right?

So no I'm not anti-Twilight but I'm not Pro twilight either. So please enjoy my new, updated, hopefully better blog!

Tasty...

I love photo shop so much!:

*NEW*
Bella-Bar! Whiny and pathetic with a hint of bitch. Sold in all good stores*

*Only sold to smoking hot vampires named Edward with the ability to read minds.

ICONS!!!!!!

I know Ive been failing at this whole blog thing, life caught up with me (*eyeroll* Why did it have to do that?!?) and Im sorry but hopefully these will make up for it...Peace?

And dont we all know it!

Finally a touch of truth in Twilight!

They learnt it all from Ross!

JASPERBUSTERS!

And by C/E they actually mean Carlisle/Amber....

I wouldn't want to be in forks... Washington... USA... The northern hemisphere at that time!

*Prepares the chips to cook on his greasy, hot hair* MuahaHAHA!

Younger readers please divert your eyes!!!

Well we know that's a lie...

Well now you can look again! :D

We would all be in so much trouble...

Trailer screen caps

New Moon trailer screen caps:

Go here to see about 78 of them

Screen caps!

Is it wrong that all us fan girls want to cuddle that wolf?

OH HOT DAM!!! (it seems like I say that alot these days...)

NEW MOON TRAILER!!!

Don't read, watch:




If thats not playing just go here

New Moon poster?

Summit has just informed everyone that the one-sheet for New Moon will at 7 AM Eastern time 12 PM UK time, 4 AM Pacific time!

But... Yes there's a but, but its a rumored but. Some silly people at The Washington Times accidentally uploaded the official New Moon poster story early!

And this is the (Im 90% sure it is) official New Moon one-sheet:

(Click picture for linek to bigger one :D )

Icons are friggin awesome!!!!

And like usual I lay no claim to the creation of these icons.... Gratitude, love, sorry and thanks goes out to all that do!

Man this is a good batch!

And like usual I lay no claim to the creation of these icons.... Gratitude, love, sorry and thanks goes out to all that do!