Taylor getting rejected!

Very well done video!

Bum Review: Twilight

"I think I'm tortured, but I 'm just pretentious." <-Bella. Perfect.

5 Benefits of Being Edward Cullen

Mean but funny and true facts.

U GUISE

SRSLY.

DIE!

It's serious stuff kids.

MLIA

Today, there was red glitter all over the concrete at school. Someone asked where it had come from, and my friend said Edward Cullen visited, and i said 'yeah, and he was on his period'. MLIA

I would of said he jizzed but different strokes for different folks I guess.

Everyone loves MLIA! And if you don't know what it is 'Shame on you!!' just google it and enjoy.

*gigglesnort*

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I'm trying not to bash to much but this picture made me gigglesnort because lets face it, when we all saw this scene in New Moon we laughed! He could of at least waxed...

And the battle begins

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Zing! And Damn Taylor! You are looking mighty fine right there.

Bellas baby drama.

RUN JACOB!!!!! Get outta there! You know Edward will tear you up. No matter how much you bark. Woof.

Foot face

What a great way for me to start off my blog again. Insulting the guy everyone seems to love... Sorry guys. But just look at Bella's face! That's a disgusted look if I have ever seen one!

Twilight: Three Wolf Moon

I found another hilarious video related to twilight up on you tube. This time from Collegehumor

I love that Three Wolf Moon shirt. And girls would so act like that if he had one on. Trust me...

Twilight ass pinching wars!

"Hello ladies!!! I must say you are looking very fine today Ashley! Can we take a picture together so I can show Rob that I am now sexier than him?... What?!! Its true..."

"Whatever Taylor! I will always be the one woman love. They just lust over you."

KStew *pinch* Niki *pinch* Kellan *pinch* hell even Catherine's going in for it!

"Jackson: "Kellan use to grab mine..." Justin: "I'm popular!"

"KStew: "YAY! I get to stand next to Taylor!" Niki: "*:(* I wanted to be next to him!" Ash: "I don't know what you're complaining about there are two other girls between me and him!" Kel: "I'm soooo not touching his arse. And I soooo don't know its firmer than robs..." Jackson: "Maybe if I get close enough Kellan will pinch me!""

"Kellan: "OK guys on the count of three pinch. 1, 2, 3 *PINCH!*" Rob: "I refuse to pinch others! You should all be pinching ME!!!!" Jackson: "Oh how I have missed your pinches Kellan!""

"NOO! Kellan used to grab my ass! Once upon a time they all did... Well at least I still have this trendy velvet couch... Oi bitch give me back my Tinkerbell book, I was reading it! *snatches book back and gazes at Taylors pinchable bum...*

"I can't take this anymore! Someone please just pinch me! Anyone... I'm not picky anymore."

Rob: "*PINCH* YAYAYAYAY! Finally! Someone pinched me *squee* So what if the person who pinched me wasn't desirable" Megan: "Whats desirable?" Rob: "Shhh Fox, big kids talking. But hey I don't care who does it now as long as they do it, it could even be Chuck Norris!" Trust me Rob you would care if Chuck Norris pinched you.

Interpreting twilight two!

You know you have a sad life when you spend the only free time you have searching for pictures to do with twilight on the net just so you can make fun of them...

Any who its entertaining for me and you so that's all that matters! On with the show:

F you too KStew! (Ha that rhymes!)

Chris: "I wonder how many points if I knocked him down.."

Random Lady: "5!!!"

After seeing this picture I bet many fan girls will be more than willing to help you do up your shirt. Well Guess what Rob, Im not like any of those other girls! I wouldn't dare do up those shirt buttons... I would undo the rest of them *Wink, wink*

"Taylor phone home..."

Kristen: "Ewww! Ashley, that's gross!"

Ashley: "I know..." *Is disappointed with herself*

Dakota: *Learns the way of the twilighters and is wondering why they are on the roof*

Look everyone!!! Its the mythical Edward Emu!

Gangster?

Real cool Taylor...

"O" Face?

Spider bites!

I have tears...

"Im going to the bathroom to play with myself."

Classic, truly classic!

My tummy hurts!

(Videos not working so heres a link)

Its too funny :(

love pic spam!

Jackson you are quite concerning at times

Why? 100 Monkeys

Interpreting Twilight

*WARNING*

Man on man implied and tallywackers too.... Tallywacker, hehe

Russel: Oh yeah Kristen I mean Cam! How do you like this banana???

Cam: I'm so sorry Rob, its you I want! Not Him! He just jumped on me from behind...
Rob: Save it Cam! I dont want to hear it OK!
Taylor: Look Kristen! All the ladies are gasping becasue of my muscles!
Kristen: Yeah... Your muscles... *eyeroll*

More photos! Who doesnt love them?

Im sure you all know the Vman photo shoot that Cam, Taylor and Kellan had (You might not recognize the name but you will recognize the pictures) Well there are some new outtakes!!!! Yay!

Thanks to Radaronline for these pictures!


It is a great shame James is dead.... maybe add a ghost? :P

"OK Kellan work the camera! Be bad! Your a vampire who just ate a grizzly bear!" "WHAT?!?"



Mmm Kellen... he should be fined (hehe hes fine'ed'...) for wearing no shirt!

And to add to the whole Man-Love = Twilight thing:

"Oh Cam, hold me?"