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Monday, February 9, 2009

Bella's mum likes Vamps too!

This is how you know your fandom has been taken to the extremes, Its 11.30pm and you have to get up early for school tomorrow so what do you do? You post some more twilight news on your blog of course!

Gosh even I think I'm crazy!

But on with the news...


Sarah Clarke Aka Bella's mum has just had an interview with tvguide.com where she talk about all sorts of things like her role on 24 and Trust Me and of course our favourite TWILIGHT!!


TVGuide.com: Are you on board for the Twilight sequel, New Moon?

Clarke: You know, they still haven't told me. They're being so secretive about it. They know I'm doing press for Trust Me, so they haven't told me anything yet. I think they don't want anything to get out.


TVGuide.com: Have you read ahead with the other books to see what Bella's mom gets to do?

Clarke: I have, and I know I'm involved, but the mother is such a strange role, I have to say. My instincts as a mother would never jibe with half the things Renee does.


TVGuide.com: We'd be worried if they did!

Clarke: Even with the first book, I remember reading that the mother was always on the phone, whining. What's interesting in that? Luckily, Catherine [Hardwicke, who also wrote and directed Thirteen] gave me a lot more fun things to do, and gave us a real relationship. So that's the big question for the second book, where again the mother is relegated to the phone. I don't know if they'll stay true to that.


TVGuide.com: If you as a teenager had to choose between a vampire boy and a werewolf, which way do you think you'd lean?

Clarke: Oh, I'd definitely go vampire. Werewolves are too hairy.


TVGuide.com: But wouldn't the hickeys be worse?

Clarke: Maybe. But you could wear a turtleneck.

You can read the whole interview here, but what I posted was the best part of it.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Funny Twilight things

I have no idea who wrote these, but who ever did was a genius! So credit goes out the the person or persons who did!


Friends don't let friends read Twilight

Breaking Dawn can gargle my balls.

Nessie Cullen is a creepy mutant spawn.

Jacob Black: I swear I didn't know she was seven!

Bella Swan vampires better than you and your mary sue.

Bella was all like 'Oh hai Edward!' and Edward was all like 'groin bulge'!Bella was all like 'Oh hai Jacob!' and Jacob was all like 'Imprint on meeee!!'

Seven vampires, two of which have six medical degrees between them, and Jacob Black figured out the vampire mutant fail needed blood? Good one.

Yes, send Jasper to pick up Renee and Phil. He likes to eat humans so it makes perfect sense.

And the world was right when Bella and Edward got it on, but then the mutant anti-Christ was born and fandom imploded from the fail.

Chris Hansen wants you to take a seat over there Jacob, right next to Quil.

Nessie Cullen + Albus Severus = OTP for lyfe!1!11!3OA!!

Twilight is a trilogy, end of story.

Jacob Black is not a rapist. He's a pedophile.

Jacob Black: That's not what your mom said last night!

And everyone lived happily ever after. Except for Leah.