Harry Vs Edward

Its too close for my liking... But dont worry girls (And unicorns!) I will always love Edward/Rob the most! Lets face it, we all do! Harry/Daniel Pftt!

Rob your a VILF! (Vampire I'd Like to F*@#)

He has done that exact same thing in my mind so many times...

OH HOT DAM!!

***Spoiler alert!!!!***

Please dont look at this if you dont want to spoil New Moon (Although you would of read the book probably so its not like its a real surprise but still...)

last warning...

If you are looking at this, you have made a great choice.

Kristen Stewart showed her ghetto booty in Twilight, I guess she had to in New Moon too...

What is Rob doing? Why is he doing that to her? Why not me? WHY?!?!... Im cool.

All the other girls flock to him why should Kristen be any different.

This reminds me of a romance cover, and I know my romance covers ;)

Now children this is what we call 'dry-humping'

There's nothing smart I can say here, my brains turned to mush.

The suspense! I cant wait till New Moon!

Even balding men think this is hot!

I... He... Shirt... Not on... Steamy .... *Mumbles unintelligent things for about 10 minutes*

He is definitely the hot brooding type!

"Yeah I've been pumping so much iron that I dont even feel it anymore"

Look at Kristen's leg... kinky

Lucky.

Um Kristen you might want to fix that hair people might think you've just been.. Oh wait. Never mind.

"Ahhh Kristen your turning into one of them! A fan girl..."

*Dribbles*

*Drools*

Doing the bump?

Roberts 'O' face?

"Beam me up, Scotty!"

Look at Bella/Kristen go! On a side note I thought it was a alleyway he was meant to come out of...

So perfect!

Rob you sure know how to sweep a girl off her feet!

Rob! You dirty, dirty boy

Bella looks like shes tripping (In a non-gangster "Im tripping fo you" sort of way but an actual falling down sort of tripping) Classic Bella! And good thing to have in the movie.

The moon is shining today ;)

That is all I can handle for today (To much New Moon excitement makes me feel weird) But if this is not nearly enough for you head to one of these sites:

EdwardandBella.net
MrPattinson.com
Celebbuzz
Lionandlamblove
Touchedbytwilight.net
Socialitelife
Splashnewsonline.com

And well pretty much any other page to do with twilight!

Interpreting twilight two!

You know you have a sad life when you spend the only free time you have searching for pictures to do with twilight on the net just so you can make fun of them...

Any who its entertaining for me and you so that's all that matters! On with the show:

F you too KStew! (Ha that rhymes!)

Chris: "I wonder how many points if I knocked him down.."

Random Lady: "5!!!"

After seeing this picture I bet many fan girls will be more than willing to help you do up your shirt. Well Guess what Rob, Im not like any of those other girls! I wouldn't dare do up those shirt buttons... I would undo the rest of them *Wink, wink*

"Taylor phone home..."

Kristen: "Ewww! Ashley, that's gross!"

Ashley: "I know..." *Is disappointed with herself*

Dakota: *Learns the way of the twilighters and is wondering why they are on the roof*

Look everyone!!! Its the mythical Edward Emu!

Gangster?

Real cool Taylor...

"O" Face?

Spider bites!

I have tears...

"Im going to the bathroom to play with myself."

New Moon Photos

I know I haven't been doing very many 'serious' posts lately but I couldn't resist this one. These are some pictures from the set of new moon!

This first one is a 'behind-the-scenes' look at what Im guessing is the party (Second best part of the book!)
Edward and Bella going in for the kiss... I dont know if Rob is meant to have that face on or its just unfortunate timing. Becasue it looks like hes keen for the kiss but Kirsten has bad breath so hes a bit hesitant...

Bella and Laurent! Laurent's makeup makes him look like a perfect vampire.

Help me out?

OK guys I would like your opinion. I just found this picture of Alex Meraz and it was just calling to be altered:

And this is what I just had a play with:

What do you think cool, not cool.

Classic, truly classic!

My tummy hurts!

(Videos not working so heres a link)

Its too funny :(

Bend and snap!

Umm... Ow?! I didn't realise that people could do that!

Oh I also found this on socialitelife:

Poor Alex Meraz, New Moon is half a year away from being released and he's already being hated on. This Wolf Pack hottie who plays the most volatile wolf of the pack encountered a fan with a bit of an attitude.

Meraz told E Online - "Someone started yelling at me because they didn't like my character. I play a bad boy, so she got mad at me," he added. "She said, 'I hate you, Paul!' That was the craziest thing for me--being confused for a character.

"Meraz's response to the hater?..."I yelled back at her, 'I love you, too!'" he said. Good for Alex, you can't take that too seriously. Alex seems quite level headed as well in terms of the fame department.

"Rob's just kind of soaking it up for everyone," Meraz said. "I'm happy to have just a smidgen of what he's got...I'm not worried about being a sex symbol."

Sweetie, it's too late for that.

I love him...

New moon set photos

"Run Bella, RUN!" And splash every one with cold water as you go. Bitch.....

"We all live in a yellow Sub-Porsche 911 Turbo"

The best jobs ever!

Wrong movie dude!

Alice's dirty secret, shes actually a he!!!

It was it!

Yip that poster was the real deal! And here's a link to a better quality version of it:

P-P-P-Poster

Interpreting twilight 2

5 Minutes later...

Kinky Rob!

I know hes just holding his jacket but is anyone else seeing what Im seeing?

*Wink, wink, nudge, nudge*