5 Benefits of Being Edward Cullen

Mean but funny and true facts.

VDILF

On to nicer, much nicer, things. Sexy pictures of Peter Facinelli!!


















































































Oh hot damn!

WHAT AN UNGRATEFUL A-HOLE!!!

Oh. This makes me mad!

“That whole system of Internet journalists, where no one is called to account, is almost entirely about hate. All these people get away with doing it because they have no responsibility to anyone.”

With Stewart by his side during in the interview, the 24-year-old Brit adds angrily, “There are so many little nerds behind their computers, on their little blogs.”

-Robert Pattinson. Source

Hey, Bitch. No one cares if you like it or not. Those " little nerds behind their computers, on their little blogs" Made you who you are today. Without us no one would know your name. You wouldn't have great acting roles. Barely anyone would ever hear you 'sing'. You would BE one of those "little nerd". I don't know about you guys, but I hate it when celebrities complain about the Paparazi and internet journalists. It's a part of the lifestyle! You wanted to be actors, singers, dancers, whatever. People look up to you. People want to be you. People what to know what you are doing! You should of thought of that before you became what you are.

ERG! It's things like this that make me really consider if I want to be apart of the Twilight fandom. The stars (Really just KStew and RPattz) are so ungrateful! No one would know who you are without twilight. I actually feel quite sorry for Stephenie Meyer. Wheres with fandoms such as Harry Potter, all the stars are so grateful of everything. You see nothing bad about the Harry Potter stars in the Mags. In fact there are very few flaws with all the actors in Harry Potter. And Robert you were in HP!!! I think KStew has been a bad influence on him. He was nice pre-twilight. I actually think I hate Kirsten Stewart. No, I do. You heard it here first people, I HATE KRISTEN STEWART.

/rant.

Smooch much?!

*GASP* They are snogging!

Orgy?

I know a lot of people were worried about how to fit the huge bed described in the books into Edwards room as it is so small, well they did it! And it looks quite good. Well actually it looks like they added more onto the room, so I assume it has been built as a set. You can tell by the fact there is a piece of art (or a curtain from another window?) besides the doors leading outside. Oh and the extra door that has just randomly popped up.






































A lot of Chicka Chicka Yeah! going on in here in the future...

Damn Rob...

I have very dirty dreams about this man... How could you not with a photo like that?
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40's beauties

Wow! They all look like stunners in this photo!
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U GUISE

SRSLY.

DIE!

It's serious stuff kids.

Gmail Apps

For you cool kids with Gmail, a woman named Kelly Johnson emailed me to tell me about a couple of cool twilight applications for Gmail she made. Here's her email:

"Hey, I thought you might be interested in a couple of Gmail Gadgets I put together.

I built one that shows a random Twilight photo from a gallery of thousands of photos to choose from.

I put another one together that shows a random quote from Twilight and the associated photo.

These gadgets can show up right under the Chat section in a box in Gmail. Every time the page is refreshed, fresh quotes and images can show up for your viewing pleasure!

Please be sure to pass the word along!!

Simple instructions on how to add the Gadgets are found here: http://twilightmovies.org/gadget.php

Enjoy!!!"

So go here and follow the 'how-to' and enjoy your twilight fix!

Win twilight stuff!

Hey guys, as you might imagine I get lots of emails (nearly 1000 in 4 months!!!) from all sorts of websites and places about twilighty things so I thought you might enjoy some of these exciting (well exciting to me) highlights from the emails! Prepare to be spammed...

This first one is from Alice at EdwardsMeadow And it is about competitions they are running!

"To celebrate the upcoming release of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse movie, we've teamed up with CafePress to start an Eclipse Countdown Giveaway! Every week from now until the release of the Eclipse movie, we will be giving away Twilight merchandise from CafePress!"

Now I'm not sure, but I think its just for Americans (Sorry everyone else, I'm guttered too.) So if you're American and want to win some awesome Eclipse merch go check out the site!

If you could have a super power, what would it be?

I would love to know what people are thinking just like Edward or Sookie. But the ability to control the elements would be really awesome too.

Ask me anything!

MLIA

Today, there was red glitter all over the concrete at school. Someone asked where it had come from, and my friend said Edward Cullen visited, and i said 'yeah, and he was on his period'. MLIA

I would of said he jizzed but different strokes for different folks I guess.

Everyone loves MLIA! And if you don't know what it is 'Shame on you!!' just google it and enjoy.

*gigglesnort*

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I'm trying not to bash to much but this picture made me gigglesnort because lets face it, when we all saw this scene in New Moon we laughed! He could of at least waxed...

And the battle begins

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Zing! And Damn Taylor! You are looking mighty fine right there.

Craig Ferguson

“There’s rivalry between the Harry Potter fans and the Twilight fans. And
Twilight fans think they’re much cooler than the Harry Potter fans. And I’m
like, I dunno why, they’d all get their ass kicked by the Doctor Who
fans.”

- Craig Ferguson

Well thats us all shot down. Good thing I love Doctor Who also ;)

Bellas baby drama.

RUN JACOB!!!!! Get outta there! You know Edward will tear you up. No matter how much you bark. Woof.

Foot face

What a great way for me to start off my blog again. Insulting the guy everyone seems to love... Sorry guys. But just look at Bella's face! That's a disgusted look if I have ever seen one!

I'm back... again....

I know its been ages since I've posted anything on this blog, and I'm sure that by now no one follows or even looks at it. Which I don't blame you for. But there is a reason as to why I drifted away from this blog. I started a Harry Potter blog. Now please hold back your fists for one minute. I'm not saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight and that Twilight should go die in a hole, I have simply just realised that harry potter is better than twilight. I know just about all of you are screaming at the screen calling me 'The James of the Internet' but its not like that at all. I still like Twilight a lot (I'm going to the midnight premier for goodness sake!) Its just that I have a more intense love for Harry Potter than I do for Twilight.

So sorry if I have offended anyone (I don't know why thought, I didn't say anything offencive.) And I just want to tell you that what I post will be different that what I used to. Sure it will still be 'funny' but there might be some anti-twilight posts there, simply for comedic value. And hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, hen who can you laugh at right?

So no I'm not anti-Twilight but I'm not Pro twilight either. So please enjoy my new, updated, hopefully better blog!