Xmas

!!!MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Have a great day twilight fans!

I hope all the girls that wished for Edward Cullen as a christmas gift got him! But clones of him... We don't want edward to be chopped into small parts so everyone can get a part of him...

Formspring

Hey guys! Im now on formspring.me so you can ask me any questions you want about twilight, me or the world really. So have a look http://www.formspring.me/somuchtwilight :D And remember its totally anonymous so dont be afraid to ask any question!

Never enough icons!

(Don't we all!)

Twilight: Three Wolf Moon

I found another hilarious video related to twilight up on you tube. This time from Collegehumor

I love that Three Wolf Moon shirt. And girls would so act like that if he had one on. Trust me...

WOW

*Insert godly music*

Twilight ass pinching wars!

"Hello ladies!!! I must say you are looking very fine today Ashley! Can we take a picture together so I can show Rob that I am now sexier than him?... What?!! Its true..."

"Whatever Taylor! I will always be the one woman love. They just lust over you."

KStew *pinch* Niki *pinch* Kellan *pinch* hell even Catherine's going in for it!

"Jackson: "Kellan use to grab mine..." Justin: "I'm popular!"

"KStew: "YAY! I get to stand next to Taylor!" Niki: "*:(* I wanted to be next to him!" Ash: "I don't know what you're complaining about there are two other girls between me and him!" Kel: "I'm soooo not touching his arse. And I soooo don't know its firmer than robs..." Jackson: "Maybe if I get close enough Kellan will pinch me!""

"Kellan: "OK guys on the count of three pinch. 1, 2, 3 *PINCH!*" Rob: "I refuse to pinch others! You should all be pinching ME!!!!" Jackson: "Oh how I have missed your pinches Kellan!""

"NOO! Kellan used to grab my ass! Once upon a time they all did... Well at least I still have this trendy velvet couch... Oi bitch give me back my Tinkerbell book, I was reading it! *snatches book back and gazes at Taylors pinchable bum...*

"I can't take this anymore! Someone please just pinch me! Anyone... I'm not picky anymore."

Rob: "*PINCH* YAYAYAYAY! Finally! Someone pinched me *squee* So what if the person who pinched me wasn't desirable" Megan: "Whats desirable?" Rob: "Shhh Fox, big kids talking. But hey I don't care who does it now as long as they do it, it could even be Chuck Norris!" Trust me Rob you would care if Chuck Norris pinched you.

Tasty...

I love photo shop so much!:

*NEW*
Bella-Bar! Whiny and pathetic with a hint of bitch. Sold in all good stores*

*Only sold to smoking hot vampires named Edward with the ability to read minds.

***WATCH THIS SPACE***

My apology

Hello guys!

I know its been ages since I last updated. Over 2 months!!! And Im really really really really really really (X about 37) sorry! But I was just having a little 'moment'. Harry Potter 6 came out in the movies, and I'm just about (but not quite) a bigger fan of HP as I am to Twilight. School finally caught up to me *eye roll*. Quite a few family issues and well as much as a hate to say this, I got sick of twilight *wince* And before you all bash me listen to my explanation. Its not the books or the movies I got sick of, it was all the 'news'. There's nothing 'newsy' to it. Its just "Taylor Lautner rides a quad bike" Wow. No ones ever done that before... "Kristen Stewart smoking" Again, its not like only the stars do that, my grandad smokes. Does that mean he should be posted on tons of websites? No. And I'm sorry if this sounds pathetic but it just pissed me off! Now I know that I said this blog would no longer be posted with up to date news quite a while ago, but its really hard to keep a popular blog about twilight without posting some news in it. And Instead of sucking it up and keep on posting I just gave up, and yes I know that wasn't the best idea but it happened and I'm sorry guys! Now Im not looking for forgiveness of any kind but I'm just explaining myself to you, my awesome followers! And I hope you wont all cyberbully me for this.

Now I will be trying to post more things on this blog but Im not promising anything OK So dont be surprised if it takes me another 2 months to post somthing. But I will promise to try my hardest to post somthing every opportunity I get!

Thank you for reading this,
Amber (AKA The girl who has been been mind raped by twilight) :D

ICONS!!!!!!

I know Ive been failing at this whole blog thing, life caught up with me (*eyeroll* Why did it have to do that?!?) and Im sorry but hopefully these will make up for it...Peace?

And dont we all know it!

Finally a touch of truth in Twilight!

They learnt it all from Ross!

JASPERBUSTERS!

And by C/E they actually mean Carlisle/Amber....

I wouldn't want to be in forks... Washington... USA... The northern hemisphere at that time!

*Prepares the chips to cook on his greasy, hot hair* MuahaHAHA!

Younger readers please divert your eyes!!!

Well we know that's a lie...

Well now you can look again! :D

We would all be in so much trouble...

The square scene made with photos!

It looks so exciting! and steamy

Cast at MTV Awards

How awesome is this pic?!?

What do you guys think?

Pucker up!

Trailer screen caps

New Moon trailer screen caps:

Go here to see about 78 of them

Poor Spunk...

I actually feel really sorry for Robert...

Hunt for the Clearwaters!

"Casting for the third Twilight movie has begun.

We got our hands on a casting notice for at least three characters in Eclipse.

Find out just what director David Slade is looking for. However, we must warn you that there are a few spoilers…

Riley "is a handsome, blond, clean-cut college boy who falls victim to Victoria," the notice reads. He's in his early to mid 20s and "plays an integral role in Victoria's attempt to murder Bella Swan."

There are two more members of the Quileute tribe and La Push wolf pack in Eclipse. Like New Moon, they are looking for Native American or First Nations actors to fill the roles.

"Seth Clearwater is a "tall, gangly-limbed boy with a huge, happy grin," the notice reads. "Seth idolizes Jacob.

"Seth's big sister is 19-year-old Leah Clearwater and the only female member of La Push: "She is tall and slender with beautiful skin and short cropped black hair. She would be considered gorgeous if not for the perpetual scowl she carries due to a broken heart and her anger issues.""

Source: E!Online

I dont care who plays him, I have dibs on Seth!!! :P This is exciting news though, already finding actors for the next film. its all going so fast!

Screen caps!

Is it wrong that all us fan girls want to cuddle that wolf?

OH HOT DAM!!! (it seems like I say that alot these days...)

NEW MOON TRAILER!!!

Don't read, watch:




If thats not playing just go here

Harry Vs Edward

Its too close for my liking... But dont worry girls (And unicorns!) I will always love Edward/Rob the most! Lets face it, we all do! Harry/Daniel Pftt!

Rob your a VILF! (Vampire I'd Like to F*@#)

He has done that exact same thing in my mind so many times...

OH HOT DAM!!

***Spoiler alert!!!!***

Please dont look at this if you dont want to spoil New Moon (Although you would of read the book probably so its not like its a real surprise but still...)

last warning...

If you are looking at this, you have made a great choice.

Kristen Stewart showed her ghetto booty in Twilight, I guess she had to in New Moon too...

What is Rob doing? Why is he doing that to her? Why not me? WHY?!?!... Im cool.

All the other girls flock to him why should Kristen be any different.

This reminds me of a romance cover, and I know my romance covers ;)

Now children this is what we call 'dry-humping'

There's nothing smart I can say here, my brains turned to mush.

The suspense! I cant wait till New Moon!

Even balding men think this is hot!

I... He... Shirt... Not on... Steamy .... *Mumbles unintelligent things for about 10 minutes*

He is definitely the hot brooding type!

"Yeah I've been pumping so much iron that I dont even feel it anymore"

Look at Kristen's leg... kinky

Lucky.

Um Kristen you might want to fix that hair people might think you've just been.. Oh wait. Never mind.

"Ahhh Kristen your turning into one of them! A fan girl..."

*Dribbles*

*Drools*

Doing the bump?

Roberts 'O' face?

"Beam me up, Scotty!"

Look at Bella/Kristen go! On a side note I thought it was a alleyway he was meant to come out of...

So perfect!

Rob you sure know how to sweep a girl off her feet!

Rob! You dirty, dirty boy

Bella looks like shes tripping (In a non-gangster "Im tripping fo you" sort of way but an actual falling down sort of tripping) Classic Bella! And good thing to have in the movie.

The moon is shining today ;)

That is all I can handle for today (To much New Moon excitement makes me feel weird) But if this is not nearly enough for you head to one of these sites:

EdwardandBella.net
MrPattinson.com
Celebbuzz
Lionandlamblove
Touchedbytwilight.net
Socialitelife
Splashnewsonline.com

And well pretty much any other page to do with twilight!